come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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