guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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