I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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