I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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