ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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