You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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