so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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