Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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