I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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