omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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