This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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