Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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