Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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