i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
