youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
two words...techno handjob
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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