There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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