it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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