I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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