Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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