I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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