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Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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