Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
