Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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