But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If I die, sorry about rent.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i believe in u and ur pee
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