your thong is hanging out like whoa
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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