Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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