But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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