so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think my moral compass just broke
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