i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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