i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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