More tranny stories later!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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