I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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