I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
