it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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