grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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