butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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