Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
