Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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