Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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