therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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