She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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