You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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