We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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