bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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