i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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