After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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