so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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