Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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