im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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