What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He passed out mid-signature
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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