Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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