Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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