so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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