oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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