I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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