I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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