Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the condom got lost in my hair
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
