so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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